Why dont ze ozer countries like me?
Im a very good older brozer, not zat I'm old?
It isn't fair, zey only look at my, oh so few, bad qualities?
Why can't zey see the good in me? Like I can in zem?
I am more zan just a pervert.
I am a lover.
I am a fighter, even zo I am not so good at fighting.
I love everyone, but I might love Britain ze most, he is so fun to play wis.
Alzough Canada is also very cute, even zo I don't see him very much.
Mmm America I just want to lick all up and down his- oh wait zis is supposed to restore faiz in me!
Like I was saying I am not a frog.
How could I be a frog!
Look at zeez chiseled features!
My sexy beard!
My alluring flowing blond hair!
If anysing I am ze frog prince!
Look at zis wind! It only likes me!
But I have to say Country... I sink your hot... And I know you sink I am hot because I am France and everyone sinks I'm hot!
Let's just quit the silly games and confess our love for one anozer!
But you first, I want to try being the Uke!
Where was I?
Let's see I can cook and I make fantastic closing!
I'm also a fantastic lover!
Did I say zat already?
Does it matter? It's still just as true.
Well I hope zis little post helps my reputation?
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